Now Accepting…

Jokes and hugs of all types and varieties…

Thank you in advance.

 

Em

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73 thoughts on “Now Accepting…

      1. Whew…that was the only joke I could think of. And it kinda sucks. But I’m happy I could make you smile and laugh. And no your the best!โค

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      2. I should start charging a fee…or at least ask peck on the cheek cause I usually like to get kissed before I get fucked. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‰

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      3. The fuel was the laughter to get me through another rough day. I’m blowing kisses of gratitude from here. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ Thank you, thank you, thank you. I feel like perhaps I might want to wake up in the morning.

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      4. I know you were. And it was. I just wanted you to know how serious I was about my gratefulness. ๐Ÿ˜˜ Seriously. For real. ๐Ÿ˜‰ High five back at yah. And if we do it right…it should hurt a little. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’œ

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  1. When I wake up on the weekend the first thing I do is say “I’m sorry” to my wife. Why? Before the day is over I’m sure I will say or do something stupid lol.

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  2. Scotsman Englishman and Irishman are lost in a desert. Suddenly a magic genie appears and offers them each one wish.
    The Scotsman wishes for a fan so he can keep cool
    The Englishman wishes for water so he can keep hydrated
    The Irishman wishes for a car door
    Shocked the other two men ask what he wants a car door for in the middle of a desert.
    The Irishman responds “When it gets too warm I can roll the window down”
    ๐Ÿ˜„

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