The fuel was the laughter to get me through another rough day. I’m blowing kisses of gratitude from here. 🙏🏼💜😘😘😘 Thank you, thank you, thank you. I feel like perhaps I might want to wake up in the morning.
I know you were. And it was. I just wanted you to know how serious I was about my gratefulness. 😘 Seriously. For real. 😉 High five back at yah. And if we do it right…it should hurt a little. 🙌🏼💜
When I wake up on the weekend the first thing I do is say “I’m sorry” to my wife. Why? Before the day is over I’m sure I will say or do something stupid lol.
Scotsman Englishman and Irishman are lost in a desert. Suddenly a magic genie appears and offers them each one wish.
The Scotsman wishes for a fan so he can keep cool
The Englishman wishes for water so he can keep hydrated
The Irishman wishes for a car door
Shocked the other two men ask what he wants a car door for in the middle of a desert.
The Irishman responds “When it gets too warm I can roll the window down”
😄
Yes! I took a cold shower and I throw lemon juice on myself. I feel real refreshed and ready for someone to drink me in. hahahahaha!!! 🙂 On all aside…I feel good though. Sorry I had to crack a joke. 🙂
Knock knock
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Hehe. Who’s there?
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Etch
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(I’m already laughing.) Etch who?
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Bless you, friend 😆
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Seriously laughing louder than reasonable. Ha! Thanks, you’re the best. ☺️💜🙏🏼
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Whew…that was the only joke I could think of. And it kinda sucks. But I’m happy I could make you smile and laugh. And no your the best!❤
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You always make me smile, X. You have no idea how much I needed that. ❤
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Hey, X… Knock knock…
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Who’s there?
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A broken pencil…
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A broken pencil who?
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Oh, never mind, it’s pointless. 🙂
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😀😁😂😅😆 Good stuff! 🤘
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Thanks! Pull up to the bar. I’ll be here aaalll night. 😉
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And I’ll be sure to tip my waitress.😆
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Make sure you put it in the right spot. 😉 She’ll sing for you for a little extra.
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Hold on…how did I go from a comedy bar to a strip club?!🤔😮
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Haha!! Is that what happened? 🙂 My bad. This is the hour I usually write erotica. 😉
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Oh…I see. 😶😊
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Thanks for the fuel, though! 😉
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I should start charging a fee…or at least ask peck on the cheek cause I usually like to get kissed before I get fucked. 😘😉
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The fuel was the laughter to get me through another rough day. I’m blowing kisses of gratitude from here. 🙏🏼💜😘😘😘 Thank you, thank you, thank you. I feel like perhaps I might want to wake up in the morning.
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Sorry i was trying to be funny. I’m sending you hugs and kisses as well. And a sweet ass high 5! ❤✋
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I know you were. And it was. I just wanted you to know how serious I was about my gratefulness. 😘 Seriously. For real. 😉 High five back at yah. And if we do it right…it should hurt a little. 🙌🏼💜
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Goodnight, X 🌙 Love you 🙏🏼
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Sweet dreams, E Love you too
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Why did Adele cross the road?
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To say helllllloooo from the other side 🎶
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Oh! Oh! Hahahaha. That’s brilliant!! Thanks, A 🙂
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Sending hugs too😊
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Thanks, Alisa!! I can just about feel it from across the border. I plan to collect one day! 🙂
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I look forward to it:)
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Here you go, a big hug! Take care!
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Thank you, Kunal! Hugs back at yah 🤗🤗🙏🏼💜
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🙂
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Sending some Big Al-shaped hugs your way x
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Thanks, A, I appreciate that 🙏🏼😊💜
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My pleasure. The world needs more hugs x
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*Love and big hugs* ❤
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Thank you, dear Eric! Hugs back! ❤
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Goodnight, Beautiful ❤
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Sleep well, handsome 🌙✨🙏🏼💜
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I can’t think of one stinking joke… You’ll have to take a hug instead!
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Thank you sweet Meg! 🙏🏼 Big hugs back! 🤗💜
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When I wake up on the weekend the first thing I do is say “I’m sorry” to my wife. Why? Before the day is over I’m sure I will say or do something stupid lol.
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WP didn’t notify me of your comment, I’m sorry! And that’s funny. Haha. A preemptive sorry seems like a wise idea sometimes! Lol. 😉
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It’s all good – makes her chuckle lol
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Scotsman Englishman and Irishman are lost in a desert. Suddenly a magic genie appears and offers them each one wish.
The Scotsman wishes for a fan so he can keep cool
The Englishman wishes for water so he can keep hydrated
The Irishman wishes for a car door
Shocked the other two men ask what he wants a car door for in the middle of a desert.
The Irishman responds “When it gets too warm I can roll the window down”
😄
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Hehehe, this is awesome!! Love British humor! Thank you, Cameron! 🙏🏼😊💜
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I wish I could remember more.
Glad you enjoyed it!!
If I do I’ll spam up this post with more. Haha 😄❤
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Oh and lots of hugs…😋❤
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Hugs back! Thank you, C! 🙏🏼🤗💜
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Dyslexic Devil Worshipper
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
hahahaha!!!
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Hehehe! That’s pretty funny, C. Only you, only you. 😉 Thank you!
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I got it from funny jokes comedy central. I wanted you to laugh at something weird and funny. I don’t know who came up with that joke but its funny. 🙂
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Well, it’s the type of joke you would like, which is why I appreciate it! 🙂
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🙂 Jokes are good for the soul and a hot bowl of chicken soup. hahahaha!!!!
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This is true! On all accounts. 😉
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🙂 🙂
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Why did it all go quite? Did I say something wrong?
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Nope! Just multitasking. And hey, you went quiet for like…months. 😉 S’okay, I’m happy to see you back!
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hahaha!!! I know and I’m sorry. I’ll try not to stay quite. 🙂
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People need breaks. 🙂 You sound refreshed and that’s a good thing.
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Yes! I took a cold shower and I throw lemon juice on myself. I feel real refreshed and ready for someone to drink me in. hahahahaha!!! 🙂 On all aside…I feel good though. Sorry I had to crack a joke. 🙂
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You’re on a roll! 😉 I was just reading a recipe that called for lemon juice. At least you’re cracking jokes all over and not eggs! 🙂
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If I crack eggs. Then I’ll have to make you a good breakfast omelette. 🙂 hahahaha!!!
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Big old hug and kiss for my Starshine.
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Thank you, sweetest Rita! 🙏🏼 Definitely taking all I can get. Hugs and kisses back! 🤗😘
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Hope your ok sweets.
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At some point I will be. Thank you, Rita 🙏🏼💜✨
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Love you, my Rainbow Girl
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Love you, too 😘🌈
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